Abandoned property.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 03/05/2020 at 16:12 • Filed to: I'm extremely bored right now.

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A house Monroe burned to the ground some unspecified time ago. A client is putting up a new home , but the property remains riddled with goodies and trash. From what I gather, this was an unloved rental property since 2012.

Elantra with a manual transmission. Tabs expired in December.

A fairly straight Jeep, left outside without the top on, half-filled gas can in the driver’s seat. Shame.

Camping trailer that looks like it hasn’t even been here for one season. And a commercial dump truck tucked away on the right.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/05/2020 at 16:18

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That Elantra must have been absolutely filthy even before getting abandoned. Shame about the Jeep, and cool color too

LastFirstMI is my name > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/05/2020 at 16:22

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Has anyone checked for a bunker? Maybe they’re still there.... would be a shame to come out just in time for the Coronapocalypse though

Ash78, voting early and often > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/05/2020 at 16:43

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I have 3 asymmetrical dormers on the back of my house. Drives me nuts.

This one even has double-asymmetry because of the window selection.

gettingoldercarguy > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/05/2020 at 16:47

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David Tracy moved out west?

Just Jeepin' > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/05/2020 at 16:48

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punkgoose17 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/05/2020 at 17:26

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That poor Elantra.

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/05/2020 at 18:15

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Looks like they spared no expense in this build.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/05/2020 at 18:21

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The owner of this house is why HOAs exist sadly.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/05/2020 at 18:57

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I wonder how many of those vehicles are stolen.

facw > gettingoldercarguy 03/05/2020 at 19:16

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With only one Jeep? Sounds unlikely. Though I would not be even slightly shocked if he bought a rusty YJ before he sells any of his  11 cars.

gettingoldercarguy > facw 03/05/2020 at 19:35

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I wonder how long it would take him to move that pile of cars halfway across the USA?

facw > gettingoldercarguy 03/05/2020 at 19:53

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I think it would play out like those dubious convoys bringing cars to Mexico. I think he’d move them himself, possibly renting a box truck (and putting one Jeep inside), and towing two more (not sure this can be done legally, but if he can make it work, I think he goes for it). That would mean four trips to get them all. Could probably do it easily if he’s willing to leave the rental and fly back, and assuming none of his cars are stuck in half a foot of frozen mud in his backyard. Of course those rental fees add up, so I wouldn’t be shocked to see him buy a beat box truck (or other tow vehicle) and just shuttle back and forth.

Milky > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/06/2020 at 08:58

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This is abandoned property?!

*laughs in Detroit*